Movies

Few things indian movies taught u..

1. Atleast 1 of d identical twins is born evil!
2. Should u dcide to defuse a bomb,don't worry which wire to cut,u'll always choos d ryte 1!
3. Wen u turn out the light to go to bed, everythin in ur room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish!
4. A man'l show no pain while takin the most ferocious beatin,bt will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds!
5. A detective can solve a case nly  if he has been suspended frm duty!
6. Policemen likes white color towels only!
7. If u decide to street,everyone u meet wil kno all d steps!:)

Happy New Year

Happy new year in advance.In advance becoz indias largest beggars namely vodafone, airtel, bsnl, idea are going 2 charge rs 1 per sms on special days.....Idiots!
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Warm greetings of a very bright New Year and Best Wishes, too, That the coming days Bring happiness and Life's  Best for You and Your Dear Ones.
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Sardar Jokes SMS

Sardar1: ente pettiyil enthanu ullathennu paranjal athile laddu muzhuvan ninakku tharum....






Sardar 2: Jileby....!!

What is SMS?

SMS means Short Text Messaging Service or Save My SELF